Matthew Weisser

Matthew Weisser is a high school mathematics teacher in Union County, NJ. When he’s not teaching multivariable calculus, he is putting all remaining time into creative arts. Playing multiple instruments in multiple bands, performing standup comedy, reciting his poetry – no matter what, his favorite place to be is on stage. He has been a regular reader at our Platform Open Mic Nights since March 2023. He wrote this piece as a response to a prompt from that night’s host.

Just Squeeze (Poem)

Just squeeze

It’s that simple

That’s the entire recipe

Grandpa would get up way before I did

Afterall I stayed up pretty late for a 9 year-old

He’d leave the apartment he’s lived in with my grandma since 1961

He’d walk 17 Brooklyn blocks to Circus Fruits

The one off of Fort Hamilton Parkway

Pick up a few oranges – didn’t really care how big or how orange their orangeness was

Pay in cash – of course – it’s all he had and all they accepted

Tell the cashier the same terrible joke he’s told for years

I wish I remembered it but there were just too many terrible jokes

17 blocks in the other direction – this time – citrus-laden

Back up the front steps – and by now I was awake

Still in my pajamas but awake

My parents – still in love – had gone out to celebrate Y2K and left me with my grandparents

Before they got back it would be breakfast

Grandma scrambled eggs with extra cheese even though she never has cheese in hers

This would become a permanent memory

But how could I know

This was pretty inconsequential at the time for a 9 year-old

Just another Saturday

Just some eggs

Just a sleepover at grandma and grandpas

Had I knew to I would’ve asked for the recipe

And grandpa would have said

Just squeeze

It’s that simple

That’s the entire recipe